From HT Cafe,
page 11,
25th Jan 2009
Exactly as they have printed it.
Words in brackets are my input.
Any capital usage is from their side.
Another Bust Friendly (?) Product
From SONA ABC Cup Bra
SONA
herbals
SONA BUST
FIRMING CREAM
From small and flat to chubbiness
(Thank you for destroying 'Rosy lips, Chubby cheeks' forever)
From flab to elastic
(Elastic. Elastic?! Is that another fetish of the male mind?)
Finalized the beauty,delete all the pudency
(Ooooh all these big new words.....and new grammar)
Performing for you with our passionate heart
(Er.....Was it meant for your girlfriend?)
Life will not be the commonness anymore
(Obviously with the elastic pair one would be seriously uncommon......but who cares! It will change your LIFE!))
Magical Thailand National fruit-PM fruit
(I never knew the Thai government was so liberal)
with 16 beauty surgical experts (?)
More than 5 years of scientific researching
Only 2 minutes after usage,feel the firmness
(Where? On the user or her husband/boyfriend?)
-No side effects
-Using natural herbs
-Without effecting the sex hormones
-No additional capsules and tablets required
SONA Creating another MIRACLE of beauty in 28 days
Status-Thinking about the women who will read this and then actually buy the product. Now, that, IS a miracle.
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Well, thats not the most unbelievable ad that HT Cafe have carried these past days, a couple of weeks ago, somewhere in the back pages was a rather gaudily coloured ad that about a cream called "kaamsaathi, sirf purushon ke liye" that claimed in crude English to increase "your potential with lover or wife if applied to area 2 hours before"..i wonder if men really have it any easier if they extend their great (and weird)expectations to themselves..
ReplyDeleteand in times of recession, I suppose HT Cafe have lowered their advertising rates..hence, the spate of sidey ads..