Quotes of the day-Highlights of the conversations between me and my brother,Priyadarshan

1.) Before sinking my teeth into a Gulab jamun,
Deeksha-"This is one of those moments for which the abomination called life is worth living."

2.) While accompanying me to college for my nth exam,
Deeksha-"Had I not hated this place,I would have loved it."

3.) While I am jumping up and down during Indian idol auditions answering all the rhetorics,
Priyadarshan-"Reality TV will be the death of mankind."


4.) Standing outside the IIT convocation hall waiting for my cousin's fashion show to end,
Priyadarshan-"The world's tallest man doesn't have a pituitary tumour. He is just Too Tall."

5.) After watching Chandni Chowk to China (and when I say after,I mean abandoning it before
the interval,precisely when Hojo unzipped his fly),
Deeksha-"I give this movie an Ewww rating."

6.) During Chandni Chowk to China,
Priyadarshan-"Zzzzzz.........Slurp Slurp (with some help from a chicken roll)........Zzzzz."

7.) Random Observation,
Deeksha-"You can get everything you want in life at Colaba Causeway."

8.) While talking to our Dog,Jimmy,
Priyadarshan-"He looks like he has discrete knowledge of The Truth. And refuses to divulge.

9.) While discussing which movie to watch,
Priyadarshan-"If they hadn't plagiarised memento, I would not have gone through this moral dilemma about the choice of my entertainment."

10.) With our 18 year old cousin,
Deeksha-"I might look like a 23 year old woman but in actual fact all I am at heart is a 16 year old boy." (Retort-You'd need at least a dozen unnatural surgeries then)


Status-Sitting in my Aquamarine Ink Blue room with all the stuff from the other room which is being painted now. Have shattered a moderately exquisite Vase in the process. And its true about the Colaba causeway bit.